Thursday, 13 May 2010

  • Who's #1?

    Here in New Jersey, we recognize that our state has a certain reputation.  And we wear that reputation proudly.  I've told you before how in 2005, the governor invited citizens to suggest a new slogan.  Results poured in.  

    Three quarters of the state is really nice.
    Great place to visit.  You just can't afford to live here.
    The traffic will kill you.  Have a nice day.
    And my personal favorite -
    Most of our elected officials have not been indicted.

    As a writer of crime fiction, I appreciate that my setting gives me plenty to work with.  Only today I need to come to New Jersey's defense.  Today, I need to stand tall and tell you that 40% of you are more corrupt than those of us who live in New Jersey.  That's right.  After extensive analysis, TheDailyBeast has ranked all 50 states (and the District of Columbia) according to corruption.   New Jersey comes in at #21.  That's right boys and girls.  Twenty states are more corrupt than New Jersey.  TheDailyBeast analyzed data in five broad categories of corruption including -

    public corruption
    racketeering and extortion
    fraud
    forgery and counterfeiting
    embezzlement

    and New Jersey ranked twenty-first.  Even in our specialty - public corruption - we only ranked eleventh.

    So, what states, you may ask, are more corrupt than New Jersey? 

    1.  Tennessee
    2.  Virginia
    3.  Mississippi
    4.  Delaware
    5.  North Carolina
    6.  Florida
    7.  Nevada
    8.  Pennsylvania
    9.  South Carolina
    10.  Oklahoma
    11.  Georgia
    12.  Alabama
    13.  Texas
    14.  Arkansas
    15.  Missouri
    16.  Hawaii
    17.  South Dakota
    18.  Wisconsin
    19.  Louisiana
    20.  Arizona

    Read 'em and weep.


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