Friday, 03 February 2012
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In which I change my mind, sort of
(Perhaps I'll re-post just one fun fact).At my high school graduation, a representative from the Board of Education accused me of being unpatriotic and lectured me on citizenship. Two months later, he was arrested for hiring someone to murder his wife. I’ve never been arrested for hiring someone to murder my wife. But I did get a ticket, one time, in Tempe, Arizona for jaywalking. That's right... I'm a dangerous man."I'm a dangerous man from a dangerous city and I lead a dangerous life
I've got a dangerous car goes dangerous speeds and a very dangerous wife
I've got sixteen dangerous girlfriends, not counting one or two
Look out kid you don't want to get hit, I'm dangerous to you.
You better look out."
(David Bromberg, Danger Man)
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Comments (8)
Not hiring someone to kill your wife sounds very unpatriotic! Jaywalking? You rebel!
You ARE a dangerous man. Criminal, even. It's important to stop those young kids from going a bad way. Sounds like that lecture straightened you out.
Aggravated jaywalking is a serious charge. Too bad you didn't have @ordinarybutloud to defend you.
@SmokyZeidel@twitter - Perhaps I'm recycling one of my very few humorous anecdotes.
OMG! A jaywalker? You?!
NO!
I thought you were perfect.
Seriously.
Now I have to rethink my whole world view.
Bummer.
HUGS!
LOL This was great...I needed a good laugh! What a delightful way to begin my weekend! Thanks
A ticket for jaywalking? Man... that is HARDCORE. In all my years of jaywalking, I've never managed to get as far as a ticket.
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