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Sunday, 29 November 2009
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The Library Campaign Continues
I've had a couple of requests recently for the list of libraries that own a copy of It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder. As some of you know, my publisher's business plan relies on the library market more than book stores so it's important for me to get a good response from public libraries. Much love to those of you who have asked your library to order a copy. You will never really know just how much I appreciate your support.
Anyway, to the best of my knowledge, here's the current library list.
Arizona
Phoenix
Agave
Burton Barr Central
Ironwood
Juniper
Scottsdale
Tempe
Tucson-Pima County
Dusenberry-River
Eckstrom-Columbus
Joel Valdez Main Library
Joyner-Green Valley
Martha Cooper
Miller-Golf Links
Nanini
Oro Valley
Quincie Douglas
Wheeler Taft Abbett
Yuma
California
Belvedere-Tiburon
Hemet
Huntington Beach
Kern
Beale Memorial
Kern River Valley
Rosamond
Shafter
Pasadena
Central Library
Santa Catalina
Pleasonton
San Diego
Central Library
Logan Heights
Tierrasanta
San Francisco
Santa Monica
Torrance (Katy Geissert Civic Center Library)
Yolo County
Colorado
Aurora
Boulder
High Plains
Centennial Park
Erie Community
Johnstown
Rawlings
Connecticut
Bethel
Madison/Scranton
New Haven
Newington
Stamford (Ferguson Library)
Trumbull Library System
Fairchild Nichols Memorial
Trumbull
Wallingford
Windsor
Florida
Collier County
Headquarters
Naples
Marco Island
Delray Beach
Largo
Miami-Dade
Seminole Community
St. Petersburg
Main Library
North Branch
Mirror Lake
South Branch
Idaho
Idaho Falls
Illinois
Algonquin - Main
Arlingtom Heights
Barrington
Elgin (Gail Borden)
Elmhurst
Evanston
Evergreen Park
Hayner - Alton Square
Indian Trails
Rock Island
Schaumburg
St. Charles
Indiana
Allen County
Brazil
Elkhart
Harrison County
Iowa
Newton
Kansas
Great Bend
Liberal Memorial
Kentucky
Daviess County
Louisiana
East Baton Rouge Parish
Blue Bonnet
Jones Creek
Main Library
West Baton Rouge Parish
Maine
Bangor
Maryland
Anne Arundel County
Baltimore County
Baltimore County Reserve
Catonsville
Cockeysville
Essex
North Point
Parkville-Carney
Reistertown
Towson
White Marsh
Carroll County
Mt. Airy
North Carroll
Westminster
Lower Shore Library Consortiium
Pocomoke
Massachusetts
Braintree Thayer
Brookline
Hingham
Maynard
Newton
Randolph
Winthrop
Michigan
Bloomfield
Bedford
Dickinson County (Iron Mountain)
Dorsch
Grace A. Dow/Midland
Southgate Veterans Memorial (Wayne County)
Minnesota
Chanhassan
Hennepin County
East Lake
Edina
Ridgedale
Rochester
Mississippi
Vicksburg
Missouri
Galena
St. Louis County
Headquarters
Bridegton
Cliff Cave
Daniel Boone
Eureka
Grand Glaize
Indian Trails
Jamestown
Lewis & Clark
Mid-County
Oak Bend
Prairie Comns
Rock Road
Sachs
Tesson Ferry
Thornhill
Weber Road
Nebraska
North Platte
New Hampshire
Keene
New Jersey
Allendale
Berkeley Heights
Bound Brook
Clifton
Allwood Branch
Clifton Library
Hillsboro
Jefferson
Livingston
Monroe
New Jersey State Library
Ocean City
Old Bridge
Peapack Gladstone
Princeton University
Sayreville
South Brunswick
South Plainfield
Tenafly
Warren
Westfield
West Orange
Woodbridge
New York
Albany
Bayport - Bluepoint
Bethpage
Chappaqua
Elmira (Steele Memorial)
Emma Clark (Setauket)
Finkelstein Memorial (Spring Valley)
Garden City
Harborfields (Greenlawn)
Irvington
Longwood (Middle Island)
Massapequa
Mattituck-Laurel
Mineola
New York Public Library
Kips Bay
Mid-Manhattan
North Bellmore
North Shore (Shoreham)
Pittsford
Plainedge
Port Jefferson
Port Washington
Ramapo-Catskill
Roslyn
Saratoga Springs
Smithtown (Kings Park)
South Huntington
Suffern
Williston Park
North Carolina
Greensboro
Ohio
Arlington
Cleveland
Eastman
Main Library
Memorial - Nottingham
Rockport
South Brooklyn
Walz
West Park
Euclid
Guernsey County (Crossroads Branch)
Warren-Trumbull (Liberty Branch)
Oregon
Multnomah
Central
Hillsdale
Hollywood
Pennsylvania
Adams County - Main Library
South Carolina
Richland County
Tennessee
Knoxville
Nashville
Texas
Allen
Amarillo
Ft. Worth
Central
East Regional
Southwest Regional
Utah
Davis County (South Branch)
Salt Lake City
Salt Lake County
Bingham Creek
Holladay
Hunter
Riverton
Sandy
Whitmore
West Jordan
Washington
King County
Auburn
Foster
Lake Hills
Redmond
Snoqualmie
Seattle
Central
Green Lake
Broadview
Northgate
Queen Anne
Mobile Services
Wisconsin
Juneau
LaCrosse
Oshkosh
Salem
Saturday, 28 November 2009
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
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Black Friday Book Signing
Black Friday, in my world, means poker. An annual event for the men in the neighborhood, a poker marathon, whiskey and cigars, chips flowing back and forth across the table, and by the end of the night (we've done this so many times; we know each others game so well) no one up too terribly much or down too terribly much.
In perhaps the clearest indication that I am committed to my book tour, I will miss the poker game in order to do a book signing Friday at 5:30 at Bogart's Books, in Millville NJ. Bogart's is a small, independent book store, located on High Street in the Glasstown Arts District. And on Friday, thousands of people will be hanging out on High Street, there for the annual Holiday Parade, which begins at 7:30 and passes right in front of Bogart's.
Come for the book signing. Stay for the parade.
Monday, 23 November 2009
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Currently
Depraved and Insulting English
By Peter Novobatzky, Ammon Shea
see relatedNot for the faint of heart (now with definitions)
Which word does not belong?
(EDIT: I know my readers aren't scared off by "depraved and insulting" words, so, I'll add a few hints to get your etymological juices flowing).(EDIT: I guess I need to randomly start filling in a few of the definitions. All definitions come from Depraved and Insulting English, by Novobatsky and Shea).
HINT: The three words that belong together each are a derogatory word for an idiot. Which word doesn't belong?
A. Dunderwhelp - a detestable numbskull
B. Gandermooner - a man who chases women during the month after his wife has given birth
C. Knipperdollin - a fanatical idiot
D. Naffin - one who is almost an idiot
HINT: The three words that belong together each refer to a commercial use of urine. Which word doesn't belong?
A. Leint - to add urine to ale to make it stronger
B. Lant - stale urine used in manufacturing
C. Liffy - to seduce a woman with promises of fidelity and then desert her
D. Lotium - stale urine formerly used by barbers as a cosmetic for the hair
HINT: The three words that belong together each relate to excessive or unwanted hair. Which word doesn't belong?
A. Cacocallia - the state of being ugly but sexy
B. Pogogniasis - growth of a beard on a woman
C. Dasypygal - hairy-assed
D. Crurotrichosis - excessive leg hair
HINT: The three words that belong together each refer to the loss of sex drive or the inability to perform sexually. Which word doesn't belong?
A. Ozoamblyrosis - the loss of sexual desire due to the unpleasant body odor of one's partner
B. Obsolagnium - the fading of sexual desire in old age
C. Agrexophrenia - inability to perform sexually due to a fear of being overheard
D. Scombroid - resembling a mackerel
HINT: The three words that belong together each have something to do with flatulence. Which word doesn't belong?
A. Meldrop - a drop of liquid suspended at the end of the nose
B. Bdolotic - prone to farting
C. Feist - a silent fart
D. Eproctolagniac - someone who is sexually stimulated by flatulence, his own or someone else's
Sunday, 22 November 2009
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Currently
Depraved and Insulting English
By Peter Novobatzky, Ammon Shea
see relatedA Good Day for Books (Updated)
Yesterday began with a visit to The Town Book Store, an independent bookstore celebrating 75 years of bookselling in Westfield NJ. At a time when so many independent book stores are struggling to keep their doors open, The Town Book Store succeeds by meeting the needs of its community. And today, apparently, the community "needed" to meet an up-and-coming mystery writer signing copies of his latest murder mystery. My thanks to the staff and to the patrons at the Town Book Store for making the visit so much fun.
And then, when I got home, I stopped at the semi-annual warehouse sale at JR Trading Company. JR Trading Company is a dealer in remaindered books. Their warehouse is just down the road a bit. And twice a year, they open up the warehouse to the general public. I avoided the urge to buy one of everything, coming home with The Best American Mystery Stories of the Century, edited by Tony Hillerman and Otto Penzler, Shipwrecks, "a thrilling tale of murder and retribution set on the wild seacoast of medieval Japan" by Akira Yoshimura and Depraved and Insulting English, a book of "words to offend and amuse" by Peter Novobatsky and Ammon Shea. Words like ankyloproctia. Bdelloid. Caprylic.
A whole alphabet of offense and amusement awaits. I've got me some reading to do.
EDIT: In case you're curious, Novobatsky and Shea offer up the following definitions -
ankyloproctia - a severe constriction of the anus
bdelloid - resembling a leech
caprylic - evocative of a rank and fetid goat
Beginning Monday, watch for a week of offensive and amusing word games.










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