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Sunday, 29 November 2009

  • The Library Campaign Continues

    I've had a couple of requests recently for the list of libraries that own a copy of It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder.  As some of you know, my publisher's business plan relies on the library market more than book stores so it's important for me to get a good response from public libraries.  Much love to those of you who have asked your library to order a copy.  You will never really know just how much I appreciate your support. 

    Anyway, to the best of my knowledge, here's the current library list.

    Arizona
              Phoenix
                   Agave
                   Burton Barr Central
                   Ironwood
                   Juniper
              Scottsdale
              Tempe
              Tucson-Pima County
                   Dusenberry-River
                   Eckstrom-Columbus
                   Joel Valdez Main Library
                   Joyner-Green Valley
                   Martha Cooper
                   Miller-Golf Links
                   Nanini
                   Oro Valley
                   Quincie Douglas
                   Wheeler Taft Abbett
              Yuma
    California
              Belvedere-Tiburon
              Hemet
              Huntington Beach
              Kern
                   Beale Memorial
                   Kern River Valley
                   Rosamond
                   Shafter
              Pasadena
                   Central Library
                   Santa Catalina
              Pleasonton
              San Diego
                   Central Library
                   Logan Heights
                   Tierrasanta
              San Francisco
              Santa Monica
              Torrance (Katy Geissert Civic Center Library)
              Yolo County
    Colorado
              Aurora
              Boulder
              High Plains
                   Centennial Park
                   Erie Community
                   Johnstown
              Rawlings
    Connecticut
              Bethel
              Madison/Scranton
              New Haven
              Newington
              Stamford (Ferguson Library)
              Trumbull Library System
                   Fairchild Nichols Memorial
                   Trumbull
              Wallingford
              Windsor
    Florida
              Collier County
                   Headquarters
                   Naples
                   Marco Island
              Delray Beach
              Largo
              Miami-Dade
              Seminole Community
              St. Petersburg
                   Main Library
                   North Branch
                   Mirror Lake
                   South Branch
    Idaho
              Idaho Falls
    Illinois
              Algonquin - Main
              Arlingtom Heights
              Barrington
              Elgin (Gail Borden)
              Elmhurst
              Evanston
              Evergreen Park
              Hayner - Alton Square
              Indian Trails
              Rock Island
              Schaumburg
              St. Charles
    Indiana
              Allen County
              Brazil
              Elkhart
              Harrison County
    Iowa
              Newton
    Kansas
              Great Bend
              Liberal Memorial
    Kentucky
              Daviess County
    Louisiana
              East Baton Rouge Parish
                   Blue Bonnet
                   Jones Creek
                   Main Library
              West Baton Rouge Parish
    Maine
              Bangor
    Maryland
              Anne Arundel County
              Baltimore County
                   Baltimore County Reserve
                   Catonsville
                   Cockeysville
                   Essex
                   North Point
                   Parkville-Carney
                   Reistertown
                   Towson
                   White Marsh
              Carroll County
                   Mt. Airy
                   North Carroll
                   Westminster
              Lower Shore Library Consortiium
                   Pocomoke
    Massachusetts
              Braintree Thayer
              Brookline
              Hingham
              Maynard
              Newton
              Randolph
              Winthrop
    Michigan
              Bloomfield
              Bedford
              Dickinson County (Iron Mountain)
              Dorsch
              Grace A. Dow/Midland
              Southgate Veterans Memorial (Wayne County)
    Minnesota
              Chanhassan
              Hennepin County
                   East Lake
                   Edina
                   Ridgedale
              Rochester
    Mississippi
              Vicksburg
    Missouri
              Galena
              St. Louis County
                   Headquarters
                   Bridegton
                   Cliff Cave
                   Daniel Boone
                   Eureka
                   Grand Glaize
                   Indian Trails
                   Jamestown
                   Lewis & Clark
                   Mid-County
                   Oak Bend
                   Prairie Comns
                   Rock Road
                   Sachs
                   Tesson Ferry
                   Thornhill
                   Weber Road
    Nebraska
              North Platte
    New Hampshire
              Keene
    New Jersey
              Allendale
              Berkeley Heights
              Bound Brook
              Clifton
                   Allwood Branch
                   Clifton Library
              Hillsboro
              Jefferson
              Livingston
              Monroe
              New Jersey State Library
              Ocean City
              Old Bridge
              Peapack Gladstone
              Princeton University
              Sayreville
              South Brunswick
              South Plainfield
              Tenafly
              Warren
              Westfield
              West Orange
              Woodbridge
    New York
              Albany
              Bayport - Bluepoint
              Bethpage
              Chappaqua
              Elmira (Steele Memorial)
              Emma Clark (Setauket)
              Finkelstein Memorial (Spring Valley)
              Garden City
              Harborfields (Greenlawn)
              Irvington
              Longwood (Middle Island)
              Massapequa
              Mattituck-Laurel
              Mineola
              New York Public Library
                   Kips Bay
                   Mid-Manhattan
              North Bellmore
              North Shore (Shoreham)
              Pittsford
              Plainedge
              Port Jefferson
              Port Washington
              Ramapo-Catskill
              Roslyn
              Saratoga Springs
              Smithtown (Kings Park)
              South Huntington
              Suffern
              Williston Park
    North Carolina
              Greensboro
    Ohio
              Arlington
              Cleveland
                   Eastman
                   Main Library
                   Memorial - Nottingham
                   Rockport
                   South Brooklyn
                   Walz
                   West Park
              Euclid
              Guernsey County (Crossroads Branch)
              Warren-Trumbull (Liberty Branch)
    Oregon
              Multnomah
                   Central
                   Hillsdale
                   Hollywood
    Pennsylvania
              Adams County - Main Library
    South Carolina
              Richland County
    Tennessee
              Knoxville
              Nashville
    Texas
              Allen
              Amarillo
              Ft. Worth
                   Central
                   East Regional
                   Southwest Regional
    Utah
              Davis County (South Branch)
              Salt Lake City
              Salt Lake County
                   Bingham Creek
                   Holladay
                   Hunter
                   Riverton
                   Sandy
                   Whitmore
                   West Jordan
    Washington
              King County
                   Auburn
                   Foster
                   Lake Hills
                   Redmond
                   Snoqualmie
              Seattle
                   Central
                   Green Lake
                   Broadview
                   Northgate
                   Queen Anne
                   Mobile Services
    Wisconsin
              Juneau
              LaCrosse
              Oshkosh
              Salem 
     

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

  • Black Friday Book Signing

    Black Friday, in my world, means poker.  An annual event for the men in the neighborhood, a poker marathon, whiskey and cigars, chips flowing back and forth across the table, and by the end of the night (we've done this so many times; we know each others game so well) no one up too terribly much or down too terribly much.

    In perhaps the clearest indication that I am committed to my book tour, I will miss the poker game in order to do a book signing Friday at 5:30 at Bogart's Books, in Millville NJ.  Bogart's is a small, independent book store, located on High Street in the Glasstown Arts District.  And on Friday, thousands of people will be hanging out on High Street, there for the annual Holiday Parade, which begins at 7:30 and passes right in front of Bogart's.

    Come for the book signing.  Stay for the parade.

Monday, 23 November 2009

  • Currently
    Depraved and Insulting English
    By Peter Novobatzky, Ammon Shea
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    Not for the faint of heart (now with definitions)

    Which word does not belong?

    (EDIT: I know my readers aren't scared off by "depraved and insulting" words, so, I'll add a few hints to get your etymological juices flowing).

    (EDIT: I guess I need to randomly start filling in a few of the definitions.  All definitions come from Depraved and Insulting English, by Novobatsky and Shea).

    HINT:  The three words that belong together each are a derogatory word for an idiot.  Which word doesn't belong?
    A.  Dunderwhelp - a detestable numbskull
    B.  Gandermooner - a man who chases women during the month after his wife has given birth
    C.  Knipperdollin - a fanatical idiot 
    D.  Naffin - one who is almost an idiot

    HINT:  The three words that belong together each refer to a commercial use of urine.  Which word doesn't belong?
    A.  Leint - to add urine to ale to make it stronger
    B.  Lant - stale urine used in manufacturing
    C.  Liffy - to seduce a woman with promises of fidelity and then desert her
    D.  Lotium - stale urine formerly used by barbers as a cosmetic for the hair

    HINT:  The three words that belong together each relate to excessive or unwanted hair.  Which word doesn't belong?
    A.  Cacocallia - the state of being ugly but sexy
    B.  Pogogniasis - growth of a beard on a woman
    C.  Dasypygal - hairy-assed
    D.  Crurotrichosis - excessive leg hair

    HINT:  The three words that belong together each refer to the loss of sex drive or the inability to perform sexually.  Which word doesn't belong?
    A.  Ozoamblyrosis - the loss of sexual desire due to the unpleasant body odor of one's partner
    B.  Obsolagnium - the fading of sexual desire in old age
    C.  Agrexophrenia - inability to perform sexually due to a fear of being overheard
    D.  Scombroid - resembling a mackerel

    HINT:  The three words that belong together each have something to do with flatulence.  Which word doesn't belong?
    A.  Meldrop - a drop of liquid suspended at the end of the nose
    B.  Bdolotic - prone to farting
    C.  Feist - a silent fart
    D.  Eproctolagniac - someone who is sexually stimulated by flatulence, his own or someone else's

Sunday, 22 November 2009

  • Currently
    Depraved and Insulting English
    By Peter Novobatzky, Ammon Shea
    see related

    A Good Day for Books (Updated)

    Yesterday began with a visit to The Town Book Store, an independent bookstore celebrating 75 years of bookselling in Westfield NJ.  At a time when so many independent book stores are struggling to keep their doors open, The Town Book Store succeeds by meeting the needs of its community.  And today, apparently, the community "needed" to meet an up-and-coming mystery writer signing copies of his latest murder mystery.  My thanks to the staff and to the patrons at the Town Book Store for making the visit so much fun.

    And then, when I got home, I stopped at the semi-annual warehouse sale at JR Trading Company.  JR Trading Company is a dealer in remaindered books.  Their warehouse is just down the road a bit.  And twice a year, they open up the warehouse to the general public.  I avoided the urge to buy one of everything, coming home with The Best American Mystery Stories of the Century, edited by Tony Hillerman and Otto Penzler, Shipwrecks, "a thrilling tale of murder and retribution set on the wild seacoast of medieval Japan" by Akira Yoshimura and Depraved and Insulting English, a book of "words to offend and amuse" by Peter Novobatsky and Ammon Shea.  Words like ankyloproctia.  Bdelloid.  Caprylic.

    A whole alphabet of offense and amusement awaits.  I've got me some reading to do.

    EDIT:  In case you're curious, Novobatsky and Shea offer up the following definitions -

    ankyloproctia - a severe constriction of the anus
    bdelloid - resembling a leech
    caprylic - evocative of a rank and fetid goat

    Beginning Monday, watch for a week of offensive and amusing word games.

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